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loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

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demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

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prozdvoices:

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would you perhaps do this post? bewbin(.)com/post/97365988166/bewbin-the-weather-seems-ruff-today-doesnt-it

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I am your goddamn colleague, Greg.

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bellamyyoung:

meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions

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intrepid-hallucinations:

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altering-cave:

So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

Thank you for articulating what most cannot even comprehend. <3

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nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

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I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

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addictinginfo:

Ted Cruz Makes Outlandishly False Claim On Senate Floor, Says Repealing Citizens United Would Outlaw Satire (VIDEO)

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Republican Senator Ted Cruz is so desperate to stop Democrats from repealing Citizens United that he told his most outrageous lie yet on the Senate floor.

On Monday, the US Senate voted 79-18to start debate on Senate Joint Resolution 19, which would restore the power of Congress to regulate money in elections. In an attempt to smear Democrats and the resolution, Cruz claimed that the effort to…

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This is the kind of extremism in US politics I don’t approve of, outright lying. The kind of lying that is so laughably false that just hearing it is enough to know it’s wrong, and then finding facts that support your gut feeling makes it even more hilarious.

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this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

All this shows is that 21 x 13 = (20x10)+(20x3)+(1x10)+(1x3), which is pretty obvious if you think about multiplication for a little while. This is pretty much the same process you go through when multiplying numbers the normal way.

This isn’t taught in schools because it only works well for multiplying small 2 digit numbers. I just used this technique to work out 77x46. It worked, but it was way more difficult than doing it the normal way. I had to count over a hundred dots (not really - I just multiplied, but someone who is following the instructions in the gif might end up counting large numbers of dots) and then add up a bunch of annoyingly large numbers. This process is pretty cool, but it isn’t amazing and isn’t particularly useful.

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schizoclustered:

When a neurotypical person says “I’m kinda OCD”, they really mean “I have habits.” 

When a neurotypical person says “I’m depressed”, they really mean “I’m sad.” 

When a neurotypical person says “I’m feeling Bipolar”, they really mean “I was mad earlier and now I’m happy.”

When a neurotypical person says “I’m so ADD!”, they really mean “I get distracted sometimes.”

When a neurotypical person uses stereotypes of stigmatized disorders to describe normal everyday behavior, they really mean “I have no respect for the mentally ill.”

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